despazito:

hungwy:

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

vapelordsinglemom:

shiftythrifting:

you know what time it is babey!!!

When my vampire boyfriend is over and I’ve had enough of him

breaktotheotherside:

macgician:

i went on my old computer and this was the only file in my Videos folder

I had to reblog this again lol

trukingofskeletonhell:

pyrlspite:

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

Goblin Market

engdubviktor:

*dances at the club like an animal crossing character*

toadprince:

Tiny baby on the bus: 👀

Me: 👀

yuripink:

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

bastardbisexual:

radicall-rumination:

radicall-rumination:

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

can’t make this shit up folks

soundsof71:

Elton John on Freddie Mercury. 

(I’m not posting this less to correct the timeline portrayed in Bohemian Rhapsody, which I mostly really enjoyed, than simply to share a beautiful story that shines light on who Freddie actually was, up to the very end.)